Christmas jokes!

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ?
It's Christmas, Eve !


What do monkeys sing at Christmas ?
Jungle Bells, Jungle bells.. !


What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas ?
Thanks, I'll never part with it !


Mum, Can I have a dog for Christmas ?
No you can have turkey like everyone else!


How to cats greet each other at Christmas ?
"A furry merry Christmas & Happy mew year" !


What does Father Christmas write on his Christmas cards ?
ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ (No-L !!)

Christmas carol: Silver Bells

City sidewalks, busy sidewalks.
Dressed in holiday style
In the air There's a feeling of Christmas
Children laughing, People passing
Meeting smile after smile
And on ev'ry street corner you'll hear

Silver bells, silver bells
It's Christmas time in the city
Ring-a-ling, hear them sing
Soon it will be Christmas day

Strings of street lights
Even stop lights
Blink a bright red and green
As the shoppers rush
home with their treasures

Hear the snow crunch
See the kids bunch
This is Santa's big scene
And above all this bustle
You'll hear Silver bells, silver bells
It's Christmas time in the city
Ring-a-ling, hear them sing
Soon it will be Christmas day.