Christmas jokes!

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ?
It's Christmas, Eve !


What do monkeys sing at Christmas ?
Jungle Bells, Jungle bells.. !


What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas ?
Thanks, I'll never part with it !


Mum, Can I have a dog for Christmas ?
No you can have turkey like everyone else!


How to cats greet each other at Christmas ?
"A furry merry Christmas & Happy mew year" !


What does Father Christmas write on his Christmas cards ?
ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ (No-L !!)